By failure - 02/11/2014 20:57 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 783
You deserved it 3 673
Kids
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

coming back in the future 30
Send a private message

I did nazi that coming. (Ill lead myself out) But seriously something wrong with him.

188 12
Reply Report
maffy11 16
Send a private message

At least he has a "can-do" attitude?

154 8
Reply Report
Next

Comments

coming back in the future 30
Send a private message

I did nazi that coming. (Ill lead myself out) But seriously something wrong with him.

188 12
Reply Report
MeanBeagle 22
Send a private message

what führer? you can stay

35 4
Reply Report
iLike2Teabag 27

Yeah don't leave. You're hitlarious.

33 5
Reply Report
coming back in the future 30
Send a private message

Anyone remember "clitler"?

27 7
Reply Report
garrett_8614 14
Send a private message

Maybe he just means inspire and lead a large group of people....hopefully.

47 0
Reply Report
maffy11 16
Send a private message

At least he has a "can-do" attitude?

154 8
Reply Report
Just_A_Tree 20
Send a private message

Could he be referring to the fact that Hitler was good at persuading millions, and leading an entire country? That part isn't bad. If he's talking about killing millions. Then you have a problem.

60 1
Reply Report
mylifebitches666 15
Send a private message

Maybe you should've gotten an abortion?

7 89
Reply Report
Misswildsides 22

As if OP totally knew their son would be the reincarnation of Hitler..

51 2
Reply Report
mif_fml 27

Your kid has issues, and immediately you regret aborting your child?? You need help.

32 4
Reply Report
xxreikoxx 31

#4, what if somebody asked your mum that about you..?

5 1
Reply Report
capslockisgood 19
Send a private message

I think this is in reference to the fact that Hitler's mother considered abortion.

11 1
Reply Report
nchic01 17
Send a private message

aah yes please do

3 33
Reply Report
coming back in the future 30
Send a private message

With that picture of you I thought something completely different.

18 4
Reply Report
sdroze1389 31
Send a private message

You are exactly what Hitler didn't have in mind. the irony is so thick

14 3
Reply Report
MrConcise 34
Send a private message

You mean wow them with his art?

43 5
Reply Report
Almost_Positive 18
Send a private message

"I'll be a better artist than Hitler ever was"

24 3
Reply Report
coming back in the future 30
Send a private message

Perfect picture fot that.

10 2
Reply Report
DJviper_fml 5
Send a private message

his art of killin people? no?

0 21
Reply Report
coming back in the future 30
Send a private message

You should be fuhrerious. I know I suck at this.

65 8
Reply Report
smackaroonial 20
Send a private message

What the heil were you thinking with that pun?

35 3
Reply Report
coming back in the future 30
Send a private message

I think I inheiled some gas????? (Downvotes self)

14 33
Reply Report
pandaxpress 19
Send a private message

ju gotta be kiddin

5 30
Reply Report
Almost_Positive 18
Send a private message

You tried I guess kinda

31 3
Reply Report
xxreikoxx 31

Humour fail. Some of us here 'are' Jewish.

1 15
Reply Report
straightpride 9
Send a private message

where did Hitler keep his armies?...up his sleevies!

42 5
Reply Report
coming back in the future 30
Send a private message

Oh I get it. Arm and armies. Sleeves and sleevies.

16 3
Reply Report
PenguinBitch 43
Send a private message

He sounds really confident, and confidence is key. ~

25 2
Reply Report
Queensland 27
Send a private message

A trait definitely Hitler had.

11 1
Reply Report
Next