Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML
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Today, my mother threw a fit because the psychologist she got me suggested I visit a psychiatrist. Apparently, it's my fault because I "choose" to be so "crazy". FML
Today, a licensed child psychologist with 20 years of experience threw my son out after his first appointment, with the immortal line, “You must be taking the piss, there’s a church in town, you’re gonna need their help more than mine.” He’s probably right. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, my wife is furious with me because I would rather our teenage son see a counselor instead of a psychiatrist. I want our son to learn healthy coping mechanisms for life, not just take pills to make everything go away. FML
Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML
Today, I told my parents about my life problems, after they forced me to open up. Now they want to send me to a psychiatrist. Don't trust anyone. FML
Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML
Today, my dad told me that people requiring psychiatric treatment are just weak and pathetic, and what they really need is a kick up the ass and to get a fucking grip. He told me this not 30 seconds after my doctor recommended I spend some time in a facility for my severe depression. FML
Today, my coworker was going on and on about how her son was nice and got good grades but that she needed to find him a therapist because he's too shy in class, and how she didn't want her friends to think badly of her. She's a counselor. I sat in silence for almost an hour, because all I could think was, "WTF? Poor kid." FML
Today, my husband is furious with me for going behind his back and getting our son a psychological evaluation. His primary care physician, a psychologist, and a pediatric psychiatrist all agree that our son is AuDHD. My husband says no because he “doesn’t believe in that crap.” FML
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coming back in the future 30
I did nazi that coming. (Ill lead myself out) But seriously something wrong with him.
maffy11 16
At least he has a "can-do" attitude?
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xxreikoxx 31
Unlike Hitler's abominable actions and wanting to wipe out my entire people, I hope OP's son becomes a better leader with the ability to unite people under better circumstances and motives.
lobsta 9
Dr Phil? Oprah?
CliffyB03 28
Hitler was a great motivational speaker
KingOfTheLosers 7
I wonder if this is the same son as in the previous post...
vikky538 29
and also a good history lecture from a teacher to tell him what Hitler really did...
Emmz91 30
If you're in Melbourne take him to see Dr Perry Short at The Melbourne Clinic. Great doctor.
bigmike25 11
I read yeaterday that at Dunkirk Hitler actually allowed the 300,000 troops to live because he wanted peace with Britain. So, for all of those people that scream evil genius he was not all that because if he was he would have had those 300,000 troops killed.
TipTopCaduceus 11
Are you saying he wasn't a genius because he was dumb enough to think he could have peace with England? Or that he wasn't evil because he didn't murder them all?
Joshery 14
He needs Jesus