Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
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Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML
Today, while tidying up my grandmother's fridge, I got to play expiration-date-bingo. The winner was some type of concentrated apple sauce supposed to be used for salad dressings. It expired in 1986. FML
Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML
Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML
Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML
Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML
Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
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auburnvans 0
Oh damn. Didn't it have a smell of some sort?
Luckster 0
Dude...the FIRST thing I check with canned food from anywhere is the expiration date. YDI for assuming everything in your parents' house is edible. We have canned/boxed food in this house from 10 years ago that my boyfriends' mom won't throw away cause "it's a waste of food", yet she won't eat it herself.
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Comments (115)
nonynony 0
I laughed so hard reading this. I don't care if it's fake or not.
Bdellophobic 0
haha. I was at my Nanny's house and made Kraft Dinner. After eating it and wondering why the cheese was brown, I looked at the expiration date: 2007. blahhh. I have no clue what I was thinking.
Wyldchild666 0
You shouldn't be so greedy! HAHA
heartt09 0
omg. my grandma tried to feed me black ketchup. and tried to tell me it was just fine to eat.
vermillionlove 0
OH. MY. GODDD. D:
Harley_M 1
My dad was in the military so we had an old cache of MRE's I ate about 20 of them last year. And they'd been expired for 15 years. But I didn't get sick. MRE's can probably last centuries.
brianr09 0
MRE's are freaking amazing! They taste soooooo good!!!
theredone30 2
what are MRE's?
supergamer94 0
MRE's are Meals Ready to Eat.
18yearoldvirgin 0
Old people always stock up and don't eat or use things but keep them my grandma keeps medicine that expired in 95'
I_Meow 0
a LITTLE sick...damn....i ate some week old ham and ended up in the hospital for 2 days. and my mom does that kinda stuff too...theres some yogurt that expired last year..and medicine from before i was born (i'm 15)
Belligerent 0
your luck you didn't get botulism, happens in old cans causes paralysis and death... o and its also injected in to the faces of all your favorite celebs
terriibabiiix23 0
you should have look at the expiration date BEFORE you ate it, silly !