Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
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Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
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MrBoredGuy 1
Creepers gonna creep
DocBastard 40
That was very sweet of you. It's good to know some people still respect their elders. Now if only there were a way to tell which elders actually DESERVE that respect...
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Comments (105)
tara805 0
Very classy..
perdix 31
He just was trying to indicate that he wasn't THAT old ;)
ScarletBloom 14
That's his way of giving thanks by embracing you.
StanSmith_fml 9
This is like the time me and Roger had sex. Don't go down that path.
LilKriminal 0
Elders have nothing to lose, so can't blame him for trying
AustinMahone_fml 3
naughty nun lol
Wicked361 8
When you said disco stick I thought of Lady Gaga Love Game....
ashley28 2
What a creeper
FMLsAreAwesome 0
You don't say?
DocBastard 40
She's NOT A NUN. Jesus! No offense, Noor.
ImSoEffedUp 10
It could have been worse... He could've offered u a seat on his face... I know probably a lil uncalled for, but couldn't resist.....
bertman21 5
Your so effed up