Vxale
United States
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Novocain
Australia
Drilling
Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Anonymous
Brunswick, United States
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
bdogge99
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Referral
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Canada
No pain, no gain
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Hatim
Sharjah, United Arab Emirates
Strike while the iron is hot
Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML
black and yellow
Salinas, United States
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Bethany
United States
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
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iTz_Yuo 0
doesn't mean anything. He could still be skilled
PremierWu1 7
Irony at its finest
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A100893 30
If it makes you that uncomfortable, find another new dentist.
Calyx_fml 22
You walk into a barber shop. One has fantastic hair, the other looks like ass. Who do you choose to cut your hair? You should choose the bad hair barber because they cut each other's hair. Same with dentists. He could be great but he cant work on his own teeth. Stay FAR away from his dentist though.
DocBastard 40
He can't brush his own teeth? He can't floss?
McMan 23
Professor Layton?
perdix 31
Big deal. Most psychiatrists are crazier than most of us will ever be.
CodingSquirrel 3
Agreed. My father, who was a psychologist, regularly went to therapy himself.
wriptidez 0
find a diff one
ColorfulSmiles 7
Just because his teeth are bad doesn't mean he's not a good dentist. Maybe because he knows his teeth are bad, he got inspired and wants to help other people and prevent their teeth looking like his.
HomeAl0ne 20
You two should totally hang out together then, you'll look so much better by comparison. Ask if they have a few stupid, fat, ugly friends that can come along too.
kablooey_01 3
maybe he can't afford himself
zinjiitsdanaa 3
Time for a new dentist.
missy232 0
It's always seems to happen that way, eh?
krez 20
My orthodontist had a lazy eye which concerned me when I got braces in 6th grade.