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peceout Vallda, Sweden

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

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Don't take it to heart OP, guy was a douchebag. Get back at him by adding drinks to his tab.

ColonelCusswords 24

Yea, American bar folks, arnt where youll find romance

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Oh my, my this American guy He seemed so nice But he just wants you to cry He's a jerk and loves the tears in your eyes Asking for a kick to the balls Asking for the kick to the... balls...

lorenz77_fml 5

Such an idiot!

That's what you get for fishing for compliments.

I hope you socked it to him after that, that's just rude.

on behalf of the american girls population we will make sure he never gets a date again in his life