Love: Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when... - FML

By peceout - 02/12/2014 08:48 - Sweden - Vallda

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

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peceout 29

Tuesday 2 December 2014 21:57

You are right, but this pic is me. I felt bad so I changed it, I hope You guys don't think any less of me.

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lnheritance 19

Tuesday 2 December 2014 16:23

Don't take it to heart OP, guy was a douchebag. Get back at him by adding drinks to his tab.

ColonelCusswords 24

Tuesday 2 December 2014 16:26

Yea, American bar folks, arnt where youll find romance

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TallMist 32

Saturday 13 December 2014 3:59

Oh my, my this American guy He seemed so nice But he just wants you to cry He's a jerk and loves the tears in your eyes Asking for a kick to the balls Asking for the kick to the... balls...

lorenz77_fml 5

Monday 22 December 2014 15:55

Such an idiot!

TBfml15 9

Saturday 27 December 2014 9:03

That's what you get for fishing for compliments.

Wolfipoo 31

Sunday 7 June 2015 2:04

I hope you socked it to him after that, that's just rude.

ReeBruh 16

Sunday 14 February 2016 13:12

on behalf of the american girls population we will make sure he never gets a date again in his life

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