Today, I made exactly 400 flashcards of my vocab that I had to memorize. It took me over 3 hours to make them and hours to remember them. Proud of myself, I showed them to my friends. Then my friends notified me I had memorized the wrong section. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was reviewing for a major nursing school exam I have this week. I panicked because none of the material seemed familiar, and figured that I must've missed something during class and now had to catch up. After 4 hours, I finally realized that I'd been studying from the wrong textbook. FML
Unfair failing
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
Today, I got up on stage excited to recite a spoken word piece that I worked on and memorized for about 20 hours, neglecting other obligations like studying for an exam the next day. I blanked out in the middle of the performance in front of hundreds of people. FML
Classic rookie mistake
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Pencils down
Today, I took an exam, for which I have been studying for weeks, I was confident at first, but then really struggled with it. I finished with about ten minutes to spare, turned to what I thought would be the end of my paper and found the first page of questions I was supposed to have answered. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML
At last! Well done!
Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML
Not prepared enough
Today, I had a maths test and I realised that I'd studied the wrong topics. The teacher said the test would be difficult and I stayed up till 1 a.m. just to be prepared. FML
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MissGrinch 4
At least you expanded your vocabulary. Hopefully.
perdix 31
Maybe if you attended class from time to time, you'd know what section everyone else was studying.
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Doortje 30
pretty dumb, huh?
nerdsgetmehot 23
You just got schooled.
Phustercluck 11
Ohhhhhhhhh SNAP!!!!
wwerulez14 6
Lol, pun intended? :D
nerdsgetmehot 23
#43 Most definitely.
SkullCanddi 0
Now Memorize The Other One. You Are Now One Step Ahead. You're Welcome, OP.
ILovesMahBridge 0
Typing Like This Doesn't Make You Look Smart. Just saying.
Phustercluck 11
To be honest, I think you're far dumber for thinking that she believes capitalizing the first letter of every word makes her look smart...and that you were bothered enough to comment on it. Just sayin.
Person1233 13
She/He/It types that way all the time and it pisses me off. Domo would never type that way!
mintcar 10
That really suck.
rhm2084 1
next time do it with your friend
FYLDeep 26
Sometimes I 'member stuff, other times I'm drunk. (Like Now). lololoolol
Bloodberry 0
member something? how can you member something?
tweetbaby14 18
33 it's remember with out the re notice the apostrophe at the beginnin'. 'member back in grade school how it can be substituted for one or more letters? if not go back to grade school. you're welcome. everybody gets one, your friendly neighborhood spider man
Mikki4321 0
Please don't try to be a Grammar Nazi if you don't even start your sentences with capital letters.
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Don't memorise. LEARN.
apallares 0
maybe next time you learn
powerhawk18 0
the worst thing is you thought it would be cool to show your friends flashcards
Sleekhope 0
Ouch.