Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Catfished
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Great excuses
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Vibe check
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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corgi 6
So, technically, you guys are still together.
Orchid_fml 2
are you twelve ? awee it's cute that you're allowed to use the computer .
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capricaz 0
You're both idiots hehe, although if you did this childish thing you probably did many more, so he got sick of it. He was probably looking for an excuse.
containsnosoy 0
Don't worry, you're obviously not mature enough or respectful of people to be in a relationship right now. As in, don't try to **** up your relationship by a.) pretending to be who you're not and b.) trying to catch your boyfriend "cheating" because you "have a funny feeling" he is for no reason or c.) trying to "see what he would do" if you magically made up something and started flirting with him. Hey genius, what'd you think would happen? As soon as he found out you're ******* around with his head you would of been a goner anyways. Ps. Do you have that bad of communication that you can't straight up be normal in your relationship? I mean, why feel the need to flirt with him as someone else when you could just do it yourself?/
theblazian 0
those douchebag cops.... personally I say let the pedophile do his thing... and THEN arrest em. Cockblocking is morally wrong in all situations.
Consequences 0
I think he's still better off, after all this. No point in him being with someone who'd never be able to trust him. Unfortunately for you, you'll never learn, and all your relationships will make you miserable no matter how great the boy is.
Fminetoo 0
The thing with that, is if your dumb enough to get busted by an undercover cop for soliciting prostitution, you are dumb. One question you should always ask if you suspect its a cop undercover: "Would you like to come to my place and model nude? I'll take some pictures. A undercover cop will always say no to that question ^, because there is nothing illegal in modeling, a real prostitute will say yes because shes still going to be making some money. I have no sympathy for someone that gets busted trying to pick up a prostitute, half the time, they are a ******* politician anyway. : P
jenkitty 0
He probably knew it was you and dumped you because of your insecurities...
Fminetoo 0
OP, you dont deserve a guy period, good for him that he dumped you. If you have to "test" someone, you have no trust in them. The guy did everything right, he dumped you before pursing a better product, thats the most loyal thing you can do. You know everything about him, if one hundred women did this today, there would be one hundred new single women, its impossible when the woman knows everything about what the guy likes and knows how to cater to it. Maybe you should of took everything you knew about him, and used it to cater to him in your relationship, and not to "test" him. You probably would be better off in a good healthy relationship right now. Not at home crying to your keyboard "He left me, that ******* jerk, i hate him" "i gotta go put this one FML, they'll feel bad for me" YDI!!!
idkweird 0
Agreed.
containsnosoy 0
Totally agree.
lifeisaplay 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Way to go stupid!
cheese_danish 0
YDI. And probably your fake person was more interesting than you are. Because as your fake person, you probably acted in ways which you normally don't because of the anonymity. More specifically, you probably did things that your upbringing says you shouldn't do but that you want to do. If you would learn to loosen up and not repress yourself so much, and maybe actually trust the guys you date a little, this probably wouldn't happen again.
swtgrl4u 0
OPEN COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY!!!!
cherylface 13
This. Over and over again, this. But I doubt the OP is mature enough to be in a real relationship that values communication.