Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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corgi 6
So, technically, you guys are still together.
Orchid_fml 2
are you twelve ? awee it's cute that you're allowed to use the computer .
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Comments (191)
simawesome_FYL 0
YAS and NOC
FreddyLunch 0
Karma.
youthink_fml 0
You totally deserve it. 1. for trying to trick your boyfriend. 2. for obviously not being as good a girlfriend as you could be.
PhillyFox 0
You obviously have trust issues. You have only yourself to blame for this one for creating your own drama.
catkat1988 17
And how could you boyfriend NOT fail that test, if I may ask? He fell for your fake profile, proves he likes your personality, but also proves you can't trust he wouldn't cheat. If he hadn't fallen for your fake profile, you'd know he wouldn't leave you for a random MySpace-girl, but he'd also have proven that he didn't like your personality when you were interacting over the Internet with no face-to-face contact. Trust is an essential element of a relationship. Design an unpassable test, and your boyfriend will fail, but trust him and there's a chance he might actually live up to it - though you'll never know if you don't risk it.
jjjeah 0
On the bright side, at least he didn't try to set up a random hook-up behind your back with fake-myspace-you. He decided to dump you before doing anything. That's thoughtful! Anyway, you're an idiot. I'm so tired of women purposely trying to trap their men.
IAMLALA 0
how do ppl know shes fat? and op u deserve better. u couldnt trust him, so dont even bother. move on.
ERAUPike 1
He deserves better than a manipulative fat insecure girl with too much time on her hands.
lmaoyouepicfail 0
to be fair, you did deserve that... don't do something if you won't accept the consequences DUH!
fudrick 0
No, you despise myspace because it's "cool" now to do so.
Bojanglies 0
Why don't you take a seat. Take a seat over there.
infuzi0n 0
Dear Dumb ****, thank you for sparking this discussion. may you continue to serve as a shining example -- of how to get yourself dumped and then take your genius public -- for all of humanity for years to come.