Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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corgi 6
So, technically, you guys are still together.
Orchid_fml 2
are you twelve ? awee it's cute that you're allowed to use the computer .
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Comments (191)
lrv2003 0
did u tell him it was u?? and tht should actually be a good thing bc he fell for ur words.. not unless u put pics up??
bds0688 0
Except it was a facade. OP messed up by making the new girl more charismatic and fun than herself. Either way, they should stick together. Neither can do a whole lot better, so they may as well settle.
Clover2009 0
Today I broke up with my clingy girlfriend because I met someone cuter and prettier on Myspace. I am now a single loser and the "other girl" turned out to be my girlfriend.
nonameLiz 0
Wow...thats got to be right up there with A Man Married A Video Game Character Today...seriously? Who does that shit...
quietlytearful 0
why the hell would anyone dump their girlfriend for someone on myspace? that's just retarded. you have a stupid boyfriend. or shall I say, ex-boyfriend? don't worry bout it, he doesn't sound worth it anyways...
bds0688 0
Maybe your bf caught on to your stupid ass thing and is now messing with you? Both of you deserve each other, don't lose him....
bds0688 0
NO. IT WAS A FACADE. Girl made another girl to see how her bf would respond to normal flirting.
allen20 0
Wooow that sucks lmao xD
shankapotamous15 3
wow...that sucks. tell him to meet the myspace girl somewhere and then meet him there XD or give him your number as her and see what he does...haha
V_S234 0
Have fun with it! Make him say funny stuff them embarass him. Ah, revenge.
kimilei 0
YDI. Seriously, did you NOT go out to bars or parties with him where REAL girls would flirt with him? As someone else said, you set yourself up for this for not being able to pay well enough attention to him in person.