Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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corgi 6
So, technically, you guys are still together.
Orchid_fml 2
are you twelve ? awee it's cute that you're allowed to use the computer .
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Comments (191)
ROFLsyrup 0
You Deserve it, for treating your boyfriend like a lab rat. If I were him and you did that to me, even if I didn't leave you for her, as soon as I found out you had done it, I would have left. Relationships are about trust, not testing each other.
Crysta_fml 3
YDI, you fail at life. treat your significant others like that and you'll die alone you cow. best you'd be on FML winging about it if it happened to you. selfrichious or what ;) he fell for the fake girl, most likely because you made her different from yourself. and who would want THAT?
teiso_fml 0
I hate it when people play games with other people like that. YDI for getting what you asked for. Those sort of mind games might even be the reason he decided to leave you for someone else, anyway.
Trumane 4
OP if you didnt know how your boyfriend would handle flirting from another woman... you clearly have not been paying attention to him. Its been my experience (and all my mates as well) that when we have a girlfriend suddenly all her friends start getting interested and start flirting... often with the girlfriend within sight. Then there is one or two that try to trap you on your own and unleash their full powers... Point is. You should not have needed to create a new MySpace account. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN OP.
davek 36
YDI, but you can use the fake girl to seriously **** with him.
AntiChrist7 0
So he dumps you for girl he barely knows. That makes him a retard. Dating a retard makes you a very stupid retard. Girls only love assholes. YDI
Maddoctor 10
In that case, most men are assholes by your definition.
palmtrees 1
Did you ever think maybe he figured out that the fake account was you and dumped you because he didn't want to be dating a paranoid bitch who constantly tests people?
idkweird 0
This! I know *I* would if some guy did that to me. If she didn't trust her bf enough, then she shouldn't have been in the relationship to begin with. Creating a fake profile to "trick" your boyfriend is childish and pathetic and means your relationship has deeper seeded issues.
fretforyerlatte 0
sounds like he probably wasn't happy with you anyway if it took so little to get him to dump you. and honestly this doesn't make him look like a bad guy, just not a bright one. sometimes people want to date other people, you can't really fault a person for that although it hurts. it's the sneaking around that would make him a bad guy, and he didn't do that. he broke it off with you before pursuing anything else. YDI for playing childish games. if you can't bring yourself to trust a person without these little experiments, you're not mature enough to be in a relationship.
cucuto89 0
YDI for 'testing' your boyfriend. guys hate it when you do shit like that. learn to trust someone
MACJunkie 0
guys hate it because they get caught.... I think this is hilarious! This will be a movie in a couple of years...mark my word. :)
_Mazza_ 0
It's not as if you didn't have it coming. "Today, I did my very best to break me and my boyfriend up, and it worked. FML." I hope you die alone.
capricaz 0
A little harsh, no?