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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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By BetterThanFake - 13/01/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML

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By chocolaterabbit - 02/11/2009 12:41 - Australia

Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2023 18:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By cupcakemonsteryu - 08/02/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

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By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Monday 19 December 2011 8:22

Forever alone

ciarafox9 9

Monday 19 December 2011 8:22

Sounds harsh, but you kind of deserve it for making a fake girlfriend..

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phatdaddy62 23

Monday 19 December 2011 21:51

Mrs Fish, you just haven't been married that long yet. Thinking about your single days doesn't mean the marriage Is bad, it's just a normal thing.

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 19 December 2011 22:01

Damn app posted this in the wrong place!

jay0819 1

Monday 19 December 2011 22:17

ur name wasn't tori scott was it?

jay0819 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:57

toni scott*

mic203 2

Monday 19 December 2011 22:57

i bet about a dollar u wish the hacker was fake 2 ha?u idiot!

grasshopper02 2

Monday 19 December 2011 22:58

You haz no dick

mw3pwner 0

Monday 19 December 2011 23:02

LMFAO

shyanneMR 0

Monday 19 December 2011 23:44

I love this kid. hahahaha

Tvolsfan325 13

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:24

Man, even if a girl is fake they will still find a way to stab you in the back and break your heart.

gabe_2011 1

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:17

Well setting up a fake girlfriend was pretty pathetic. There's lots of online sites for dudes like you lol

fpike17 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:21

You are a pathetic human being.

Ari1337 15

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:26

I was gonna say forever alone, but someone beat me too it.

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