Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I tried the 'Casual Encounter' page on Craigslist. Three hours, a bunch of spam, and a 30-minute call to some company, speaking to some lady I could barely understand to recover the $40 somehow charged to my card. I think I might want to try other ways to meet people. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML
Today, it's been since 2014 that I've been looking for a girlfriend, and the average response I've gotten was no. Today I got, "Ew, hell no." FML
Today, this hot girl sent me a friend request. I accepted it and began to chat her up. She asked me if I was single. I told her I was, and proceeded to arrange a date for some drinks. Moments later, my wife sends me a screenshot of my conversation with the girl, with the caption, “Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” FML
Today, the man who hit on me in a store and asked for my number showed up on my doorstep to inquire about my couch for sale. With his wife. FML
Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML
Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
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anynonymous_fml 0
Dude no woman is going to go after you if you post a Craigslist ad. It makes u look like a sleaze ball. Women have better things to do when finding men.
chloe2114 4
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
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Comments (46)
PROBLEMS99 0
I WOOD SAY "WELL I GOT A 1 REPLY" NO ****
SheriPutz 0
Buy an account on aff or sdc or kasidie. Works like a charm
xxxchexmixxx 0
If they're hot and horny, they won't be on Craigslist.
pickles2b2 4
you disgust me
karinapuff 0
Guess you never heard of Omegle.
zombie0niqqa 0
Dude. Really? Are you not confident enough to go find a girl in real life?? Work up your confidence and you should be able to find a girl worth keeping. But Craigslist ?? Lame. People would assume you're a rapist serial killer for that ad. Just saying....
applemania_fml 0
U should have said yes then if it didn't work for him it would be histerical
Awesome58422599 19
pathetic
it__happens 17
Apparently not
telli164 30
Clearly not...