Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring a plug socket. FML
Today, I tried to set up my brand new washer and dryer. How hard can it be, right? After cutting my hand in 3 places on the dryer vent, I finished it off with electrocuting myself. So much for being a domestic goddess. FML
Today, I got electrocuted at work. The boss thinks I'm faking, even though a chunk of my left hand is gone. FML
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
Today, I almost got our office burned down by plugging the wrong charger into a laptop cooling fan. Tried to hide the incident and kept it casual but the smoke detector led it to my area and everyone knew I was the culprit. I'm a new hire too. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
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rosha267 21
They don't have to know about it
finalyearsofhate 22
you shocked yourself op. electrocution leaves the person dead.. not posting to fml.
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Comments (97)
Kristoffer 35
If you had electrocuted yourself, you would be dead. That's what electrocution means, death by electric shock.
doritoninja 4
I'm pretty sure if you electrocuted yourself you'd be dead. I think you mean shocked yourself
sparklecherry 4
If you electrocuted yourself, you'd be dead, idiot. And you're working with the cops? That does not look good.
Werken247 14
OP I'm sure you're more than qualified to operate the complicated and expensive equipment your job requires. However, you are not qualified to operate a hairdryer. So either shave you head or go to beauty school long enough to pass Hairdryers 101.
FireFlie07 20
Nice job OP. That takes a special talent to electrocute yourself in the bathroom with modern safety plugs. I give you two thumbs up for creativity on that one.
rubberduckie94 13
You may be one of those people that just accumulates a lot of static electricity, My family, much like Peter Griffins family when he has the feetie pajamas, lives in fear of me. I shock them constantly .
obviousboy 8
Electrocution is a cause of death. You shocked yourself.
Snafuusmc 12
Wow that was shockingly cool my friend.
SxeDaze 13
I'm pretty sure it was *puts on glasses* ...SHOCKING!!!
Snafuusmc 12
Fail... You have to put the YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! At the end..........or else it won't work
Johnny6speed 0
Dumb