Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
Today, my daughter called 911. Why? Because she couldn't get the images to show up on her phone. She's 12. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, I'm a 20 year-old guy, and my 52 year-old mom has aged really well and looks around the same age as me. Meanwhile, I'm aging poorly and fear that I may soon look as old as she actually is. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
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Top comments
TrippingOnAcid 29
That sounds like a very odd test. I don't know in what type of test that would be an appropriate question, but that was a great answer.
Ichiya 29
Selfies aren't for anyone really.
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Comments (77)
TheQuietGuardian 1
there are a lot of twelve-year olds are on here?
SirSwirvithanGP 11
Oh, this generation is getting better and better, and I'm proud to be a part of it. (Sarcasm)
VoodooPriestess 16
I translate this to older people should know better.
willliamfriend 18
Lol
YellowKettleBell 31
what was this a test for// we need a follow up
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
The word selfie should be illegal
Jaevwyn 17
Its true
elliehanold 11
Ur daughter sounds awesome
americanafrican 32
people these days....kill em with fire
americanafrican 32
kill it with lots and lots of fire