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jamboooy Monterey Park, United States

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML

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jamboooy 11

My old friends brother.

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Wow, your roommate, just wow.

Look on the bright side, now you can guilt trip your room mate into doing stuff for you.

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Maybe you looked differnt?

Wat a pussy

bizarre_ftw 22

Sit down and slowly explain to them how to use logic

Did he not look outside or even simply ask how it was?