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jamboooy Monterey Park, United States

Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML

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Wow, your roommate, just wow.

Look on the bright side, now you can guilt trip your room mate into doing stuff for you.

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You're roommate sounds like an asshole.

88sforlife 0

Maybe he thought u were an intruder or sum like that

theonlysweetpea 10

That sucks but at least you get to kick his ass every time your eyes sting...?

at least it was only pepper spray

wildfiresgirl 7

I don't think you locked yourself out OP, I think your roommate locked you out. Either that or your roommate isn't very intelligent.

KiddNYC1O 22

******* idiot.

iiFrench_Fries 5

Thats a nice 'Roomate' you got there. Thank God it wasnt a Shotgun, Frying Pan. Hope your Eyes gett better. Ouch :S Next time place a key under the Mat if yall still live together.

If he knew it was you and it's your house you can kick him out

That's a crazy roomie :)