jamboooy
Monterey Park, United States
Today, I locked myself out of the house. After hours of ringing the doorbell and calling my roommate, I decided to break the window. When I finally got in, my roommate was waiting with a can of pepper spray. FML
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Mercury03 13
Wow, your roommate, just wow.
deviable 9
Look on the bright side, now you can guilt trip your room mate into doing stuff for you.
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harrison918 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he thought you were an intruder or something like that.
ZebulonPike 8
No shit, Sherlock!
DrNuggetcase 3
Hey lets not just to conclusions like that. Maybe OP's roommate is just really bad at practical jokes.
Derpina_ 4
You don't say?? :/
yahoowizard 16
Has his pepper spray on him, but not his phone x.x
jellyD 1
Did you suckerpunch him? He deserved it!
Epichearts 2
What if they dont have a cell phone...or their sick so they cant yell..
firefighterjohn 9
songs like something from the early 90s with no cell phones. lol
tennisrapper1 14
This is you're roommates excuse in saying that he actually hates you. :P I'm saying this because what type of roommate would actually do this if they didn't?
moophie 2
Erm you're room mate might need to look into some form of education? May I recommend schooling? Thy always helps people become brighter in life.
wlddog 14
Even schools can't teach some people.
Dracoboxer357 36
Can't. Fix. Stupid. :p
DocBastard 40
You obviously didn't notice the tie around the door handle. That was his signal that he was in the middle of a wild threesome, and you dare interrupt that with your whiny "Let me iiiiiin!!" bullshit?? How rude.
crazyblackchick 0
Your comment made me think of OP as a cat. Cat: Let me iiiiinnnnnn!!!! *gets let in* Cat: Let me ouuuuutttttt!!!!
Yarrachel 16
He said he did call the roommmate. The roommate didn't answer.
Maddidaddi 0
You need to find a new roommate.