Miscellaneous: Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside... - FML

By RiceCrispyTreats - 01/09/2015 16:46 - United States - Pelham

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

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By ThatsNotGrass - 10/08/2014 01:30 - Canada

Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML

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By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

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What are the chances?

By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 12:20 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/02/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML

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Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

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By Animeislyfe - 25/08/2015 02:56 - United States - Stockbridge

Today, my dad took my phone away because I "had to be texting while driving in order to wreck my car." I was too ashamed to tell him that a huge bug flew into my face causing me to veer off the road and into a brick mailbox. FML

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By no_service - 19/06/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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Numb

By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Wednesday 2 September 2015 0:56

Did he start up the lawn mower as you went inside or was he already mowing the lawn

mezochan 29

Wednesday 2 September 2015 0:59

You couldn't hear him starting the mower/using the mower? I mean, it's not like the things have stealth-mode or something, they're pretty loud.

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jordaandanielle 17

Wednesday 2 September 2015 4:40

way to go smartie.

ThatOneAstro 15

Wednesday 2 September 2015 4:41

Well you probably shoudn't leave your phone on the lawn.

imlovingmylife 8

Wednesday 2 September 2015 4:45

RIP lawnmower??

Girlshotdown1 21

Wednesday 2 September 2015 4:54

You ****** up???

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 2 September 2015 5:08

Situational awareness. Learn it, use it, embrace it. YDI.

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 2 September 2015 5:37

And now you know that leaving your stuff where it can get damaged is a bad idea. Next time maybe take it with you, or at least set it somewhere where it won't be as likely to get trashed.

Calingaladha 21

Wednesday 2 September 2015 5:44

Was it a Mowtorola?

FlutterLoud 29

Wednesday 2 September 2015 5:56

Who just leaves their phone outside anyways? Esp laying in grass I mean cmon

stargazing 17

Wednesday 2 September 2015 6:00

YDI. Knowing how tall grass gets, it probably concealed the phone, thus causing it to be run over. Even if the grass was short-ish, it still wouldn't be seen under the lawnmower because of the size comparison.

Tattoo_Freak 15

Wednesday 2 September 2015 8:24

Shame man! Is the lawn mower okay???

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