Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML
Today, my lazy manager, who blatantly spreads vicious rumors about employees, one which has ruined a marriage, has started targeting me because her lazy daughter was legally fired. Now I'm known around the office as "the whore who slept her way up the corporate ladder." FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
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SillyTadpole 3
People who like Snooki shouldn't be in positions of power. Ever.
perdix 31
Sounds like a shitty. . . *lowers sunglasses* Situation.
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Comments (181)
poptartsteeler98 0
Easiest thing to do is just agree with everything your boss likes.
BadKitty13 28
Time to get a new job. Or go to hr cuz that aint legal to get fired over a tee vee show.
kristen69 0
Ur boss can not fire u for that. It's illegal..
brianjman14 23
Actually in a lot of states (if not, all of them), a boss can fire someone for no reason at all.
badactor009 0
The dude is right. Workers rights vary greatly by state. In many states workers have no real rights with regard to why they are fired. A boss does not have to offer any explanation at all. While this is true, in my experience, undocumented firing for no reason at all is not common practice.
Sammy_Aldrich 5
snooki is so ugly!!! : )
TriciaD_fml 6
I'm pretty sure her appearance isn't at the top of the list for why people do or don't like her. Her antics overshadow her appearance just about any day of the week.
fedora11 12
THANK YOU!!!!
anjtrg_1112 23
Party's here!...and you're not invited :p
garfield224 0
I don't watch it regularly but even I could tell that snooki was to blame for the temporary break up. She's a **** who gets drunk every night.
kabocha_cookie 0
I dunno. I always thought the Kardashians were worse.
bigdaddy54 0
All of you that says or thinks snooki sucks you suck and your just jealous you
Shadow_Phantom 26
I'm not jealous of someone who looks like an oompa loompa with black hair.
majorbob10 0
So tell me, oh wise and brilliant mind-wiped media-controlled freak-lover, what makes this... This THING so great?
theghost1309 11
83 we are just jealous we what? Or are too stupid and mind raped by jersey shore to actually come up with an intelligent thought and finish your sentences?
emmanizzer 6
Yeah. I'm jealous. She gets paid more money in one season then I'll probably make in most of my life to get drunk and party.
brightstarwoman 3
Yeah were all jealous of a ***** who looks like a pumpkin and is as dumb as a rock!
alsexychick 3
Snooki is cute. She makes my nights!