Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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LavenderCrow 12
Talk to your doctor. Later abortions are possible if it can become a mental stability issue. I hate children as well, and I also have severe tokophobia. If I could not have an abortion I would seriously consider suicide. You don't have to be a prisoner in your own body. If you need someone to talk to, reddit's /r/childfree is always there to lend support. Hopefully my comment won't get buried.
MissBehavin77 18
I really hope you give that baby up for adoption and give it a fair chance to be loved by someone who wants him/her.
RedCronos 17
The irony
PhoenixChick 26
I'm so sorry. This is exactly my worst nightmare.
Publikwerks 14
All I'm going to say is take responsibility. I'm pro choice, but at this point, that isn't an option. So know that your actions will shape this person's life. If you drink and don't take care of both of you, your selfishness will impact their life. Just do what you can, and then give the child away to someone who will love it. FYI - if you get a c-section, you can have them perform a tubal ligation while they are there.
RogenP 8
Adoption is the way to go.
leahore711 10
We can all say that pregnancy wasn't planned
anonymousyogi 8
Being from an adoptive family my mom has always said that adoption is a beautiful option. You may not want children but other people who can't have them desperately want them, so consider this an opportunity to do something amazing floor a family who will love that baby.
fishtities 26
you could've used a condom, vasectomy, birth control, or that other thing where they cut your tunes but you couldn't do that now could you.
fakedsincerity 32
How do you know they didn't use one (or more) type of birth control which failed?
bapbap_fml 15
Did I miss the part where they said they didn't..?
garthok_fml 1
Tell your family and friends that you are being a surrogate to someone and put the baby up for adoption.