Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Bad news
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I had the abortion my husband and I agreed on, after multiple forms of birth control failed. His family somehow found out, and now they're all mad at us for not telling them I was ever pregnant, with a child we never wanted, and took precautions to avoid creating. FML
Prevention
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Bad timing?
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
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CaptainHonor 15
There's always adoption.
Welshite 40
Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.
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Comments (512)
viabbey 13
You can always give it up for adoption. There are plenty of people who cannot have children that would love to take it.
AnicaWoW 14
Let's say it together, "Birth Control."
bapbap_fml 15
*Facepalm*. Let's say it together "Nothing is 100%."
Talis99 26
Let's everyone with sense respond: They can fail
Sora_McKain 36
Yes, birth control, like the depo shot right? I am on the shot and I use condoms so there is no way I can ever get pregnant right? Except that I am 3 months pregnant despite using birth control, nimrod.
Bluepies 24
I'll be the ninth person to suggest adoption. Person A has a kid they don't want, Person B wants a kid but doesn't have one. I wonder what we should do? Being adopted has never affected me, aside from most likely giving me a better life. Do adoption. Everyone involved will be happier. It still sucks that you got pregnant when you don't want kids.
LyricaSilvan 30
Same. I found out I was adopted when I was five, and it's never been a big deal to me. I've been raised well and loved by a family who treats me as if I was their own flesh and blood, and most of the time I don't even think about the fact that I'm not.
zeffra13 31
I'm assuming you have an IUD or something, which is why you didn't worry over missed periods. Apparently mild pregnancy symptoms or assumed you had the flu? This is why they say to take regular pregnancy tests when on a control method that involves missed periods, even though it's supposed to be highly unlikely to get pregnant. Sorry you have to take it to term, OP, and have to deal with all the people saying you'll change your mind when it's born.
taylorbrown97 23
I've been on both the shot and the mirena and I've never been told to regularly check for pregnancy..
annalily5 28
I'm on the shot and was never told that, but at the same time they do a pregnancy test every 3 months when I go in for another, so they probably figure they'd catch it anyway.
Sora_McKain 36
I do a pregnancy test every 3 months when I get my depo shot. That's how found out I was pregnant.
LittleGina 8
To the people saying she should have got her tubes tied, you don't understand how difficult it is for a doctor to agree when you are young. I have two friends that have gone to multiple doctors that refuse to do the procedure, even though, they have been 100% against children since they could remember. If you are young, the simple fact is that doctors rarely agree to do the procedure.
fakedsincerity 32
Some people are so uninformed and things it's super easy to get that sort of thing done, also that no matter how many precautions you take (aside from abstinence) that mistakes can happen. :/
LavenderCrow 12
THANK YOU. I was going to make this comment as well. I'm 21, don't want kids ever. I can't find a single doctor in my state that will allow me to get my tubes tied because I might change my mind or I'm not old enough to make that decision. So, I'm old enough to decide to have a child, but not if I don't want one. K. Vasectomies also aren't usually covered by insurance, so if they didn't have the money to afford a vasectomy then what in the world makes people think they could afford a kid?
Talis99 26
Not that I think you should...BUT look into the laws in your area about abandoning young infants in the care of police or fire stations. They'll get the baby the care it needs and you can't be held liable. But do research because there are stipulations. I wish you wanted to keep your child, but it's not for everyone.
Askavi 37
She doesn't need to abandon the child, just put him/her up for adoption.
soulreaper12296 28
Maybe you shouldn't have kids either #48 if your first suggestion to someone who is pregnant but doesn't want the child is to look up laws about abandoning it on someone's doorstep instead of giving it up to an adoption agency.
game0ver_fml 18
uhm... have you two never heard of safe haven laws? What do you think happens to babies who are turned over to fire/police stations? The mother of an unwanted baby under a certain age can anonymously turn the baby over to a fire/police station, hospital, and even some churches. The baby will be taken care of medically and put up for adoption. It's pretty much the same thing as using an agency, but this was it's 100% anonymous and there is no paperwork for the biological mother. Educate yourselves.
Askavi 37
#138 Quite educated on the matter thank you. Safe haven laws are for women who feel they have absolutely no other option. It should been seen as a last resort, not a standard option for anyone who has an unwanted baby. By organising beforehand the child could go to a new home straight away rather than be stuck in the system while they sort everything out. Having dealt with adoptions and a baby who was left, it's far better for the parent and the baby to sort it out beforehand.
worthypegram1 13
Coming from a pro-choice feminist, You should have taken more preventative measures to prevent this if you both hate children.
Jinxsie 27
As a pro-choice feminist, you should know that any preventative measures can fail.
bapbap_fml 15
I must have missed the part where they explained what forms of contraception they used. That, or people are making completely baseless assumptions on what they are using and them judging them for it.
gracehi 33
I'm pro-life and even I understand that birth control fails on occasion and that most doctors won't sterilize a young person. Hopefully the baby will go to a family who does want him or her and OP is able to live out the rest of her days child free and happy and devoid of judgemental people like you.
Sparx1_1 16
There's nothing wrong with not wanting kids. Give the child up for adoption and then make your doctor tie your tubes. If you can't get anyone to do it then maybe include a pregnancy test in your routine every month or two so that you can catch it in time if it ever happens again.
darkslayer15964 5
How do you go so far along without noticing you're pregnant? I would assume you would notice some changes.
ChristinePi 36
For not wanting kids you'd think the symptoms of pregnancy would be startling for you, like the lack of a period.
askullnamedbilly 33
You can still experience bleeding even when you're pregnant, and not everyone has regular periods to begin with.