Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
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Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I heard my washing machine making a strange noise. I nervously waited for the cycle to end so I could open it and investigate. The noise was my car keys. I'd somehow washed them, my wallet and $20 without noticing. FML
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Top comments
DameGreyWulf 1
Well... certainly nobody would check, so he's a genius... albeit an unfortunate one.
iZ3r0 0
Yea that does suck.. what kind of things was he hideing??
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Comments (59)
Loveluck13 0
Today, I learnt that your boyfriend is an idiot.
keisha28 3
Says the one using "learnt" rather than "learned".
blackie123 0
he's stupid for expecting the washing machine to not be used... you put clothes in a washing machine, not valuables =/
chalkrocks 0
MLIA
Emrysa 1
fhl - **** his life for not telling you. Why's he gotta hide his stuff if you're there anyway, does he think you're gonna take it?
bre_zip_it_up13 11
your bf must got off the short yellow bus and went back on it when he left out of town for he is and always (only if god help him) will be a dumbass
DynamicDave 11
Wow. Your boyfriend fails at life. I hope they were his valuables and not yours.
Intellectualist 0
If your boyfriend is so stupid, he doesn't deserve nice things. Let that be a lesson in life to him. Bloody eejit.
evilbrent 0
i thumbs-upped you
moonlight_daze 8
Who?
Intellectualist 0
Everyone!
NathanKett 0
what a ******* idiot
z411811 0
that's a great place to hide things but only if everyone in the house knows