By anna14 - 21/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I learned a little lesson about consequences. Yesterday, I ate a quarter as a dare. Today, I tried to poop it out. It got stuck coming out. I had to go to the doctor and explain everything. FML
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notsocommonsense 1

well at least you learned to use a smaller coin next time you decide to be an idiot

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Ajjas013 6

That's RICH HAHAHAHA. I know, I fail :(

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CallMeHush 0

Please report to your local sterilization center for your immediate gene pool enhancement procedure.

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cypherzzz 0

he definetly should

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Ajjas013 6

Hooker money is very dirty. It costs a lot to fist. And maybe... Just maybe, you fist with your manhands someting painful. And according to Newton's third law of action and reaction, you should face an equal pain/punishment. Accordingly, the hooker shoved her payment down your throat and knocked you out with the memory of playing truth or dare. The Moral? Don't beat around the bush.

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Extacy23 0

@deng314- my sister has the same tattoo

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sum1savemeh 0

i think I may possibly love you ajjas. win!

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foodlover123 0

you know you are a DUMBASS you could have at least ate a dollar bill instead of a coin it would be much easier to poop out

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meunknown101 0

What the... HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SWALLON A ******* QUARTER?!?!

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karinerz 0

How do you even swallow a quarter? If I tried to even swallow a nickle, I'd probably choke on it. I wouldn't do that dare even if I was payed $50 for it.

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xHabsfanx 0

Ok how about a $100, would you do it then?

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PsychoMerk 0

Ooh Ooh!!! I would! pick me!!! :D

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delaney16 0

who would eat a quarter???? p.s. epic fail!!!

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afatmonkey 0

Hey. At least it wasn't a *****. That would have been worse. Unless OP likes that kind of thing.....

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drewrox 0

if he ate a ***** he would be in a ton of pain. but ******** it out would be like ******** out a hard ass turd I guess

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KamilleBlack 3

YDI. Money is so ******* dirty it isn't even funny! U shouldn't be eating that shit! Ur lucky it got stuck in ur ass! What if it got stuck in ur intestines or something? Or worse! What if u choked on it?

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marathdamane91 2

it's actually very hard to choke on a quarter. there small enough to get through 5 year olds throats most of the time so they wil easily fit through a grown persons throat

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drewrox 0

just imagine that quarter cold have been on the ground. in a porta crapper, under someones sweaty ass armpits, under someones boobs, under/ in someones crotch, In their ass. anywhere and he just swallowed something that could have been in all of those areas.

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Foxracingluver 0

hahahah omg funny as hell!!! hehe made my day!!!...... u shouldve swallowed a penny.. they're much more easier to shit out

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afatmonkey 0

I know from personal experiance that pennies are the worst. The copper gets stuck in your skin and makes your anus bleed. So overall it is not a good experiance.

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