Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Close but no cigar
Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML
Today, I went in for I thought would be an interview for a promotion, but turns out there was no interview set up, and they'd already decided who would be the next manager. FML
Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML
Today, my two co-workers got the promotion we were all working for. The reason they got the promotion and not me? My interview got cancelled because of a policy change, implemented that day. FML
Today, I was talking to a colleague at a meeting, and I told him about my promotion and how the position was created specifically for me. I forgot that the guy works in HR, and he started questioning me about how the division was able to create the position, and said that he will need to look at it. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Canceled
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
I'm right here
Today, after applying for a promotion to a position which I've been working my ass off for two years to get, my managers thought it would be appropriate to discuss other applicants in front of me, even asking me to compare my resume with theirs to see the "caliber" of what I'm up against. FML
Babbling brook
Today, I had an interview for a new position in my company. The head of HR decided to sit and I got so nervous that I just spouted gibberish for 45 minutes. Pretty sure I convinced her I’m not qualified for the position I’m currently in. FML
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Rhaegar 0
Man, my dad has been there. Very unpleasant.
loooooooooool_fml 1
Oh god people. The OP was "supposed" to get the promotion, probably the boss told that to the OP, then changed his/hers mind and decided not to. Is it really that hard to figure out?
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Comments (58)
Luckster 0
Be happy you have a job at all!
BikerMike 0
hire some psyco bastard who screws sheep
FarSide 23
YDI for giving Obama a Nobel.
rakhil11 7
No, it's his fault HITLER GOT ELECTED TO POWER!!!
cein 0
the best part, that'll dirve you to work hard and get a promotion.
Darling_Cherry 5
So...why didn't you get the position, OP?
alpha_beta 3
You were supposed to get?So what happened?Slept with the boss' wife?Daughter?Mother?Sister?...Son? You're not "supposed" to get that promotion,especially since you didn't get it. By the way,why are you interviewing people for a position higher than your current position?It doesn't really make sense to me.
wambamtysam 0
yeah, that makes no sense at all that you were doing the interview. that's like a cashier interviewing applicants for management positions which just doesn't happen.
loooooooooool_fml 1
Oh god people. The OP was "supposed" to get the promotion, probably the boss told that to the OP, then changed his/hers mind and decided not to. Is it really that hard to figure out?
paladininwaiting 1
THAT...was one of the very few actual FML's I've seen....
Igotthepoint 0
That is when you turn them all down and tell ur boss you're willing to take the job