Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
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XmasaX 24
I don't blame him.
Charles900 16
I'm sorry, OP, but that is rather amusing.
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Comments (76)
mellajella 14
Honk...honk....honk.....honk....
katertott 44
A few years ago, that happened to my neighbor's idiot son while he was driving in front of my house. As he had been harassing my sisters and I just minutes before, we happily laughed our asses off. Karma!
LethalSeamonkey 15
I've done that headbanging. The good news is that you'll probably never see him again.
amanda182 19
I did the same thing before! Just laugh it off.. My friend and I still laugh about it randomly.
KVYLV 16
LOL! I understand the struggle. I chipped a tooth once from a vigorous sneeze.
TheMathMajor 26
Oh my gosh, that image made me laugh out loud in public.
legoman26 6
I'd laugh too
LadyTyger51ne 8
I've done that too :-)
creepyness 3
That makes two of us that can't stop laughing.
exuberant_orange 17
That's funny, not only have I done the EXACT same thing, but so has my mom. XD It's what happens when short people get put in big cars. I feel ya OP!