Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I had a massive sneeze while driving. It was so strong that I swerved and accidentally hit the horn, startling the person crossing the street. They dropped their coffee all over themselves and their phone. I ended up giving them cash for a new phone out of guilt. FML
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
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XmasaX 24
I don't blame him.
Charles900 16
I'm sorry, OP, but that is rather amusing.
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Comments (76)
c0nus 11
This has made my day! Such a funny thing to happen
communisttaco 16
I don't understand how people manage to sneeze so violently
isodontgetit 18
It's a skill only a few of us possess to entertain you mere mortals :)
gobiteme2 34
Sounds like an act to take out onto the road :)
xluciferx666 21
Look at it this way you brought joy to someone's say you are a hero
velaydon 10
No offense, but I wouldn't stop laughing eather
silver_belle 7
Were you at a red light or something? I have to admit, if I were in that situation, I would have been laughing more than the guy next to me lol At least you have a cute little story to tell you future grandkids
isodontgetit 18
I did too!
False_Stupidity 42
Good grief, I'm getting strange looks on my train because I burst out laughing at that mental image #33 & #38.
1dvos_grl3 21
I would laugh too...
1dvos_grl3 21
#44 as I did too...