Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
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RebornProblem 0
Now you know how Shaggy feels.
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15 - I read the comment so fast I didn't notice until I read yours...
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mofo123 0
that's ok dog treats are good for you, exept
mofo123 0
the iams because those dig you diarrhea
laundryninja 1
at least they tasted good
GuidoCheese 0
Actually, there are a few dog treats that humans can also consume. There's a store nearby me called Woofles that sell dog treats but are also edible for human consumption. :D
Dodie__fml 2
I take it you guys get out very little, and hop on the chance to be "cool" on fml.
samikitty961 8
oop.
Dodie__fml 2
I love my boner. singular.
Fakeddd 0
Now you know why bullies at school call you a dog.
JoeTheMan12 0
man that suck real bad but at least it tasted yummy :)
clayforeva23 0
who makes dogtreats then leaves them out in the open?!
deefan101 11
not that bad really! ? I ate one b4 on a dare