Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
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RebornProblem 0
Now you know how Shaggy feels.
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15 - I read the comment so fast I didn't notice until I read yours...
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throwglitter1 0
who makes homemade dog biscuits?
daminantion 14
your mom enjoys the treats I bake in her oven quite often actually :0
LunaNstars 0
um why? Boners is cool even as an alien.
MikalaHart 4
Yummm
Isoldael 27
Dog biscuits are often healthier than human food anyway (and they probably taste better than my aunt's homemade cookies)
pianogirl12345 8
Haha, sounds yummy(;
rAnDomDiNoSaWr 0
I like home made dog treats :) not the ones from the stores.
iSurf_fml 8
I don't normally eat biscuits.....but when I do, I make sure they're dog biscuits.
rocker135 0
well its kinda obvious when the biscuits are shaped like bones
YayFlameWarz 9
The bone shape didn't through you off?
Carebear423 0
there has been alot of FMLs about people eating dog food lately..