Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
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RebornProblem 0
Now you know how Shaggy feels.
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chessypie 0
gross
x3ShanTastic 0
Hows it gross? Its just like eating normal biscuits. Those are just safe for dogs.
Das_Judenburg 0
You should get high then.
MilliIshAwesome 0
that wouldn't make you high?
blair_x 12
If they're homemade, they shouldn't be too bad, since it's probably not infused with all the crap I'm presuming they put in the dog food sold in stores.
ryanbeast1124 0
there's always a first for everything
Jasminee254 0
stop bein' so nosey(:
Dodie__fml 2
I hope you're a girl. that would be weird if you were a guy and loved boners
hopesfallenuse 0
Stop being u plz
bebe088 0
Grody!
missbays 1
worst things could happen. no bigs.
budd28 0
cool