Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned my ex-girlfriend has been going around to all of my friends and telling them that I wanted to fuck dead people. No wonder nobody has been talking to me for the past 3 months. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I learned that my "friend" told my other friends that I was homophobic, sexist, and racist. None of that is true and she's just trying to turn everyone against me for no reason. She has also apparently been talking BS behind my back. Worst part is I did nothing to her. I don't know what to do now. FML
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend's overprotective parents decided that I'm a bad influence on their daughter. I'm a straight A engineering student who openly speaks out against drugs, alcohol, and discrimination. Their reason? Someone told them I dyed my hair black. They think I'm a "closet Nazi". FML
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trolololololol92 0
Spread stuff about her, this is war!
dissdawg 5
I'm assuming this was a bad breakup
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Comments (125)
linkinpark98 24
Anybody else notice that there is 2 "that's" in the FML? :3
groupleader 7
She is your EX for a reason...is she not white, an animal or a vegetable?
BrotherTheo 31
I have the whips And the chains. And The Leather Restraints :-p
tem1997 0
My ex is doing something like that, only he is saying I was abusive and I was always trying to get in his pants. Oh, and I'm now according to him phychotic. I dumped him because he tried to get into my pants and I'm a big time Baptist, so that goes against what I believe is right for me. Everyone believes him and I have few friends left, not to mention I'm no longer welcome at our church youth group or lunch table. This guy had to beg me to go out with him in the first place and cheated on me. But "it's not cheating unless you sleep with someone else" makes it okay to have multiple girlfriends at a time. I feel your pain, and it truly does suck.
pattipan 7
No. 70, you poor thing. What a miserable thing to go through. At least a few people are standing by you and now you know who your true friends are. It is always amazing to me how many people are stupid enough to believe the liars and how many liars get away with it.
missmurderx 8
52 You must not know how rumors work.
Phyre24 17
Bitches be crazy, let her know that you aren't affected by those rumours. If they continue tell someone with authority to get her to stop.
Jasonf6 0
Defamation lawsuit coming right up. Stick it to the bitch.
Dimence 9
I'm sure Rihanna would be pretty exited...
silencebabyy 23
Wow people spread rumors in university. Thought it ended in high school
CyberPunkTink 0
High school never ends...that song is actually true
geassconan 1
This actually sounds awesome!!