By monkers - 06/10/2012 07:12 - Canada - Westlock

Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML
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intelliDude 7

Daiper time! Or just sit on the toilet all day and read FMLs.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I hope you're not the same person who pees every time she sneezes, that would really suck! Get well soon OP :/ FYL

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ohhhsnapple 14

Do you really sneeze that much? I generally only sneeze a couple times a day. Unless I have allergy problems.

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perdix 29

Actually, pooping generally refers to solid stools, the medical term for what you are doing while sneezing is "Hershey-squirting." You sound delightful. Call me, maybe!

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NicoleAshley10 0

Time to stay on the toilet til it pasts or get a diaper and head to the doctors.

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Saying the word "Cucumbers" before you sneeze should make it stop.

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BeautyOfGrac3 6

Look up at a light when ur about to sneeze, it's helps stop it go a moment

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PhishloverA 14

Hard but not impossible. You can do it OP

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pent_up_rage666 7

when you feel the slightest urge to sneeze, hold your nose, trust me, it works :)

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Partial 1

Hey if you look at a bright light when your about to sneeze it makes it go away

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