Health: Today, I have been on the toilet all day due to chocolate laxatives...

By SonofMnemosyne - 19/11/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I have been on the toilet all day due to chocolate laxatives from trick-or-treating. Today, it is my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, on my birthday, my mother described my birth like a large, painful bowel movement in front of all my friends. FML

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Monday 19 November 2018 22:32

So somebody basically poisoned you. What the **** is wrong with people.

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Monday 19 November 2018 13:57

What kind of monster gives out laxatives on Halloween?! Sorry OP, that really sucks. Hope you got to enjoy at least some of your birthday!

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Give up and celebrate your birthday tomorrow

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