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By SeeingLlamas - 17/04/2012 09:38 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

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By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2014 12:06 - United States - Vallejo

Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML

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LET ME SLEEP

By Goth - 07/12/2021 19:59 - Sweden

Today, I reached a total of 3 doctors, 1 therapist, 1 psychiatrist, and 5 prescribed medications, all because my body refuses to let me sleep. FML

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Tired as hell

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 02:01

Today, I have to wake up in 3 hours for work, the medicine that should've made me sleep 8 hours straight failed and I woke up an hour later, not being able to sleep anymore. FML

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Best of both worlds

By Alyce - 05/12/2020 23:02 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I was finally diagnosed with insomnia. The trouble is, because of my physical disability, I also have diagnosed chronic fatigue. Barely can stay awake during the day, can't sleep at night. FML

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By sadparty - 06/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML

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By Sleepless - 04/08/2016 18:44

Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML

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Cats give great advice like "Shit in a box!"

By can't sleep - 09/08/2019 00:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I can't sleep. I don't know what's crazier, the fact that I have been lying in bed, staring at the ceiling for about 5 hours, or that I have been asking my cat for advice. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 13:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I found out that the mice infestations I've been fighting for the last two weeks was actually a recurring series of tactile/visual/auditory hallucinations, a side effect of a normal, prescribed, dosage of ADHD meds. FML

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By D - 03/09/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

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spikedrummer49 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 16:02

Ride the llama to the pharmacy! Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!

Ugi 26

Tuesday 17 April 2012 16:03

Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?

Comments

harkerk87 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:25

I've heard marijuana makes u sleep I personally have never tried It but who knows

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 17 April 2012 23:15

Some make you laugh and giggle for hours...

Heinousness 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:30

I feel so left out since I haven't seen it. : |

mdavenport6 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:34

Medical condition? It's called cocaine.

auzz1_pride 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:34

reading this FML made me want to watch emperors new groove, while I'm baked.

ddddddddg 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:35

I see no problem with that :D

shelikeslurpee 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:38

By far the best fml I've ever read. It has both misery and llamas.

Turbolag25 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:43

Oh no!! It's an ALPACAlypse!

emoteddylion 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:45

If the lama is wearing a hat just run!

whattheforkdude 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:37

LOL. Llamas with hats.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:46

I didn't sleep for a week and my gf found me in the middle of the night staring at a wall lol! Lack of sleep is the best drug!!! Yay!!!

gigi9223 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:46

Smoke some weed...lol

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