By aziraphaleelle - 18/03/2014 08:10 - United States - San Jose

Today, I had to wave my arms like a maniac as I sat on the toilet at work, otherwise the faulty motion sensor/timer would turn the lights off after about ten seconds. I've had to do this for several days now. No one else has reported this problem, so management won't get it fixed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 154
You deserved it 4 360

Same thing different taste

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I have the funniest mental image right now.

Drag0nb0rn 22

They don't believe you because everyone knows that girls don't poop

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Those are great things to conserve energy but the biggest pain ever

I'm sorry but this fml is just funny. Fyl indeed. But even you can't deny it is a little funny. Imagining sitting there doing that sounds funny

I kind of want to ask if you're black, but I'm afraid that most people will just assume I'm racist and not get the TV show reference.

Someone doesn't like to play games while taking a shit!

How come no one noticed? Are you the only woman?

Lol does management think you're lying about this problem?

Lol does management think you're lying about this problem?

TcheQ 12

Dafuq you need the lights on while sitting down -.-

Why do you need the lights to stay on? If you're sitting on the toilet, everything will go where it needs to. It's actually a pretty autonomous procedure.

Well, women have other reasons we may need to use the toilet, that require being able to see. Not to mention it may be difficult enough for some people to use a public restroom to begin with, add in a lack of sight and you only increase anxiety.