Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Green fingers
Today, three weeks after I finally tried my hand at gardening by planting a bunch of herbs and was so proud of my work, I found out that I had actually been watering weeds this whole time. My herbs were actually the things I was trying to eliminate. FML
Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
Showered
Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML
Today, in the middle of a localised drought, and an accompanying hosepipe ban, my mother has decided that she still needs to water her lawn. To balance out the water usage, she's placed a complete ban on the use of our shower until the weather lets up. FML
Knock it down, boys
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Irrigation
Today, after my neighbor asked me to water her plants while she was away, and I carefully followed her instructions for 6 days, she came home. She stared at the living room and asked why I'd watered the fake plants but forgotten the real ones on the balcony. FML
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
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ZeldasSage 0
Aww that sucks! Should've checked the weather forecast, though. =/
paperfox_fml 0
Yeah, it's such ******* hard work holding a hose for 10 minutes.
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CJ090 0
Well @ least u learned about hard work and built moral fiber but like ppl are saying u kinda deserve it cause of not @ least glancin @ a forecast before doin sumthin that cud b naturally done
Ibeapirate 0
I work in a garden center. I truly feel your pain. It's like God is just sitting up there watching you fight with the hose for 3 hours and humming to himself, and then when you're done, *RAIN*. Mad cackling ensues. #61, you have no idea.
love4bit 0
grueling job....watering plants? how old/out of shape are you?
sdr_fml 0
You act like rain comes out of no where. Weather forecast much?
rallets 23
iPhone has an app for this
rep6794 0
That sucks......
CodeMonkey123 0
#57 I will going believe that tell I see it happen. If you inherit money you don't deserve it that money came from some one that worked there ass off. So I don't believe that some little prick should get it and sit on their ass all day.
NickelPhosphate 0
@ Bigraws You fail. Go to yahoo answers, don't spam fml.
bigraws23 0
Coiuld some1 tell me how to make a "virtual Athur"? Plz I want to make my own. FML!!!
tasteslikeloud 0
Get on safari go to fml.com and validate your account you can't do it through the app. Please shut up now