By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 04:44 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Where'd you take her? To the police station, or to the local sex shop where you and me both know those handcuffs came from?...

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jideare 3

Placed handcuffs on her "as a joke"? Good cover!?

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rocketiquette 20

That must've been an awkward story to tell the police if that's where you went...

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booyouwhorexo 3

That's...really creepy.

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1030295 6

"As a joke"? Okay...that's just a tad bit awkward

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timboslicer 4

Wait, you said that you had to take YOUR daughter to get handcuffs removed, that were put on by her FATHER. Wouldn't that mean you put them on her?

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Hazamachi 12

Unless somehow, the OP is a woman, which would make her the mother! As it says at the bottom of the FML

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deransc 19

1. Creepy + Awkward. 2.How did that dumbass not know they were real? 3. Why didn't he get them taken off?

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Seduced83 9

Well have a seat over there, well book her in a minute. In the meantime grab a coffee while I advise my superiors of the situation. Oh wait he put it on her as a joke, what the hell are you people into some freaky deaky stuff. Well on the bright side could always learn to break out of cuffs like the movie passenger 57 or saw it in two with a hacksaw or shoot ot off like most convicts do or take it to a locksmith if you to embarrassed to take her to the big house!

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