Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
So you broke up with her cause she said no? Maybe she just wasn't ready?
Iknowsomestuff 9
Maybe she broke up with him though.
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Comments (155)
foxy_grampa 19
You don't have to break up just because she said no
bluebirdflyaway 6
maybe she broke up with him
kevifiles13 4
don't force it man ! u was gettin Yoni all weekend . ring last thing on her mind
fantasyworld 39
Saying no doesn't mean that the relationship has to end.
Rizzie0512 18
why does she have to be your ex just because she said no? which one of u made her the ex?
MrSuave 6
I heard it said once that neither the question, nor the answer should be a surprise, only the time and place. Also, if you're not sure of the answer, it is too soon to propose. Best of luck man, that really stinks.