Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I found out what it's like to drive seven hours home with a woman who just brutally rejected your marriage proposal. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27
So you broke up with her cause she said no? Maybe she just wasn't ready?
Iknowsomestuff 9
Maybe she broke up with him though.
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Comments (155)
LaBooskie 1
Good you dumped her ass. If she isnt ready..forget her. Move on OP. She doesnt deserve you.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Just because she said no doesn't mean she's bad and doesn't deserve OP... Maybe she wasn't ready.
C0N71NG3NCY 6
Several things to consider: 1- How old are you? Duh she said no if you're not even 20. 2- Who broke up with whom? If she broke up with you FYL, if you did the breaking of the upping, YDI, idiot.
BigSexy123 11
1. I'm pretty sure this guy is over 20. 2. If he broke up with her, why is that a bad thing? Things would've been entirely too awkward afterwards. They probably both just need some time to themselves for now.
melrose90210 10
Sorry to hear that... Pawn the ring.
greentard 1
I feel more sorry for the people sitting near you
sugarlover1998 7
Just because she didn't want to get married, doesn't mean you had to break up! Maybe she just needed some time. If you were adamant on breaking up, you could've changed your seat or flight.
AppuDj69 2
if you would have not proposed her...you would regret in life why didnt you so it fine but i think if you would have avoided and went on with life happily she would have followed shortly and it would be your turn to ans her q How was that Now just avoid and in life see and keep all your feelings for her are positive and always sho her you r better and happy without her but care for her Hope to see her in your arms shortly :-)
calgaryman85 0
i totally agree with the op! if she is saying no because and only because she thinks you are not the right one, she has no business being with you!
Bebbo_fml 21
I like how 50 just assumes op paid for the vacation. Women can pay for their own board and flight, you do realize this?
who64 4
What a bitch.
Ugi 27
Sorry to hear that OP - but at least you didn't propose on the _first_ day of your vacation!