Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, my 12 year-old son came home with two broken arms after finding an awesome place to ride his bike. He found a sweet jump and his handlebars broke. He's currently in slings and waiting for an appointment with a surgeon, the breaks were so bad, the hospital couldn't reset them. FML
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML
Today, I spent six hours at the ER. Why? My husband dared our seventeen-year-old son to recreate a 'Jackass' trolley-hedge diving stunt at the local supermarket. What wasn't on my groceries list was a broken arm, fractured wrist, whiplash and cuts and bruises. FML
Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML
Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML
Today, I fell down a hill out of my hammock, which broke my phone screen and my sunglasses. My idiot brother launched me out of it, so he could "assert his dominance." He's 11. FML
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Top comments
harrypotter955 19
But first, let me take a selfie...
RoyalBeast16 7
I bet he was in "extreme pain" afterwards.
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Comments (115)
vlalam 24
Hahaha.. That's the price u pay for not using a condom ;) just kissing, kids and fun go hand in hand...
oooohmygosh 8
At least he had a goal in mind. Aim high. Literally.
FML64128 7
Seems more like he aimed downward.
adrianh1090 12
Do it for the selfie.
sanecatlady 13
Teenagers have underdeveloped brains and are unable to predict the possible outcome of anything stupid or dangerous they do. It's a wonder any of us live to adulthood.
saralynnee132 10
But first... Lemme take a selfie
yourwifelovesme 25
this is a hint that guys shouldn't take selfies lol
shinig 3
Pretty sure you were in a&e with my mother Op
worldclassrager 41
So how did it turn out? Hope he didn't hurt himself too much and if there is a major injury he gets well soon
chaoss10 18
Did he at least get a good selfie?
martin8337 36
I hope your son is ok.