Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Making an entrance
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML
You tried, yay!
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Brain freeze
Today, after I spent 3 days preparing for a presentation and practiced it at home. It was my turn in class, but my laptop wouldn’t connect to the projector. The teacher said, “Just explain without slides,” which erased my entire brain. I stared at my classmates in silence before blurting out, “The slides explain it better than I can.” FML
It's never like in the movies
Today, after giving a speech at college, I did the good ol' mic drop. The microphone fell with a loud bang that was heard through the clapping. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Smooth sailing
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Top comments
chrstygrl06 10
Did you find your dignity while you were down there?
Saturn_fml 23
slipped on a pencil? are you serious?
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Comments (67)
NuyoRicanGirl 3
lol be happy atleast you got that one thing you wanted =p
palltaru 0
How do you know it was bad? People just might have hated him for a dumb reason. gosh-__-
shannieerawrr 0
bahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha!
RachelBerry_fml 5
lol must have been realllllly boring
Alpinedriver87 0
you sound just like this dumbass DUHstin that i gotta work with. you dont happen to be a ginger either ey? haha
deeball5410 0
haha wow FAIL smooth move.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Obviously your PowerPoint sucked. A fall on the other hand deserves a round of applause.
perdix 31
Who claps for a class presentation? Maybe as a sign that the torture is over, but face it, no one wants to be there. You do have a future in slapstick, though. Find a suitable Moe and you can start up The Three Stooge: The Next Generation. Prepare to get hit and poked a lot (in the eye, that is, not the fun way.)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
I'm with you broderickvdl. How hard is it to watch where you walk? OP should've had her head down in shame for giving a crap presentation anyway. My 10yo bro can put together a decent PowerPoint.
sky22_fml 7
Slipped on a pencil? SMOOTH lol at least you got the applause!! : P