Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
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Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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xxxeelaa 0
LMAO. the mental image of this is just too much..
designedlikedice 0
You couldn't hear people who were in there?
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Comments (140)
juliadream 0
FYL.
stonerchu 0
If you did not take a crap, there was totally no need to go to the next stall...coulda waved at your thang and air dry it. hehe
trolololololol92 0
The op was a woman dumbass.
Nicholas7Three 6
He said wave at your thang, not wave your thang.
seonfire 0
Ha did you at least ask while you were standing there or did you go back into the stall?
PoeGyrl_fml 0
Couldn't you use the toilet covers? thats what I do carry kleenex in your purse sweety. I know how it is when you gotta go really bad and forget to check. You shoulda pretended to be a guy and just shake it off lol.
dancin303 0
its called pulling the pants allday way up and the underwear almost all the way. quickly waddling. then wiping. ydi
UGADawg08 1
Who the hell uses toilet paper after peeing? You deserved it for being a freak.
Micayla 12
Bahahaha!! xD
Googoo27 12
uh... how old are u? im a 14 year old guy and i know women use tp after pissing. im guessing u r younger than 14?
Googoo27 12
well, most women
1Kiki_babe1 2
All girls wipe after peeing...
xXBrennanXx 5
ummm... women, I‘m a 13 year old guy and I know that so the only freak here is you
dancin303 0
#6 thats disgusting. i would have to wash your hands so well and like 4 times to feel clean again. #16. most people
sovereign_fml 0
YDI for two big reasons. 1) You didn't check to see if there were feet before making your move. 2) You're a Penguins fan, which is even worse.
FacePALM24 0
Lmao. #16. women.
jj732 0
16 you're a dumbass