new 2 twitter
Today, I had to make a Twitter account, because that is apparently the best way to get news from our new president. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nigeria
Thank God For VPN
Today, the government of my country banned Twitter because Twitter deleted one of our president's tweets yesterday. Democratic government, indeed. FML
Stu
United States
Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML
Lennie Mcfish
We are legion
Today, I'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to. FML
thepokemonkid
Avon, United States
Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML
Anonymous
Trumped
Today, I decided to get a spray tan. I'm now more orange than the current president of the United States. FML
toametru1
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Brain worms
Today, my manager yelled at me for not supporting Trump, who "obviously is the best choice for president right now." We don’t even live in America, we live in England. FML
Fuck you dad
Imperial death march
Today, my "president" invaded another country and stole their president to face bullshit "charges." I'm so disgusted to be from this place. I want to move somewhere else but I'm disabled. FML
Anonymous
All true, obviously
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law thinks that Trump is the "best man to walk the earth since Jesus," and that he's "fighting the deep state who's in control of the fake news." She tried to indoctrinate me. FML
Anonymous
No chuds, thanks
Today, I found the Instagram account belonging to the guy I've been seeing. That's how I found out he's one of those nitwit asshole Proud Boys. FML
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inappropes 31
I don't think any president has been a source for news....might want to look at news agencies.
97mailo 17
The problem is congress is all republicans, the house is all republicans, and the court are all republicans. They all want the same thing, and as to giving him a chance, just by looking at the people he has chosen as his allies, are all people with no experience and all billionaires just like him. I was all for giving him a chance and I still hope I am wrong, but just by the choices he has made, and all the internet tantrums he has thrown, I don't believe he will be a good president.
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TheSacredRatty 18
Yes! Someone who agrees with me!
Konarika 11
So glad I live far, far away.
Konarika 11
That's... not how it works...
CountZiggenpuss 7
I followed the PEOTUS simply to troll him.
CountZiggenpuss 7
I followed the PEOTUS simply to troll him.
chaosmagnet 9
If trump gets impeached, we get pence as president and if that's not just as bad it's worse.
A Frenchy in Eire 31
<p>And by "news", you mean hissy rants on who has been a meanie to him and who is overrated?</p>
TelephoneChoir 10
I hate Trump but the vice president is much, much worse, trust me. I don't want him to be impeached.
daidax_238 26
At least he hasn't doubled our national debt in 4 years.
RandKP 21
<p>OP, maybe try growing up and dealing wit it like a mature adult, instead of bitching about it online</p>