Miscellaneous: Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him...

By AshleyRose24 - 23/11/2013 08:02 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML

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Same thing different taste

By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

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What do you want from me?

By charapos - 28/11/2021 08:01

Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML

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By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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My guy

By Anonymous - 03/01/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML

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Go away, creep

By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:02 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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Got it

By Anonymous - 24/04/2021 23:00

Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 07:00 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML

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Expensive hobby

By astalkerindeed - 16/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML

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brackaman 18

Saturday 23 November 2013 15:59

I think the police and some jail cell keys may also form a viable solution.

swick25 22

Saturday 23 November 2013 16:00

I think a restraining order will be the key here

Comments

kellyem2 20

Sunday 24 November 2013 0:47

Yeah...to echo pretty much everyone else on here, getting a restraining order and blocking his number might be a good idea.

huntergirl1226 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 0:57

And now is the time to call the police!

VoodooPriestess 16

Sunday 24 November 2013 4:36

Seeing how he is a stalker, actually sitting down with him and having a conversation with him (or making some kind of contact to which you respond to) is going to give him the 'persistence is key' vibe.

TogeBara 12

Sunday 24 November 2013 9:11

take care of it now, i had the love of my life move off for several years before we got to be together again due to a stalker that the federal government couldn't even catch

JBrownie123 24

Sunday 24 November 2013 10:10

Sorry it's late, but that is kind of why he's a stalker, they're persistent. Or it's not a stalker, it's someone you know that likes you and you're calling them a stalker like my drama queen friends would.