Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to Snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was, "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
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Top comments
brackaman 18
I think the police and some jail cell keys may also form a viable solution.
swick25 22
I think a restraining order will be the key here
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Comments (72)
kellyem2 20
Yeah...to echo pretty much everyone else on here, getting a restraining order and blocking his number might be a good idea.
huntergirl1226 3
And now is the time to call the police!
VoodooPriestess 16
Seeing how he is a stalker, actually sitting down with him and having a conversation with him (or making some kind of contact to which you respond to) is going to give him the 'persistence is key' vibe.
TogeBara 12
take care of it now, i had the love of my life move off for several years before we got to be together again due to a stalker that the federal government couldn't even catch
JBrownie123 24
Sorry it's late, but that is kind of why he's a stalker, they're persistent. Or it's not a stalker, it's someone you know that likes you and you're calling them a stalker like my drama queen friends would.
justmeCee 16
Why would you give your 'stalker' your phone number to text you?
superdom 12
Same issue it's time for the cops he can go **** off
Girlie7 11
Hey why did u change your no.?i find it soo hard to stalk you...
andfyourstoo 15
Persistence is definitely key. Now move to the left a little... its hard to get a good view from out here.
deemarie13 14
Two words restraining order.