Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to Snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was, "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
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Top comments
brackaman 18
I think the police and some jail cell keys may also form a viable solution.
swick25 22
I think a restraining order will be the key here
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Comments (72)
siggy_mcsigx 22
This makes me think of the Blurred Lines (by Robin Thicke) accusations. In general, today's popular songs in which male singers are trying to seduce women, "no" actually means "hard to get".
EmsyyyRose13 24
Hence why I hate that song.
Winningbacon 3
The problem here is that you talked to him. By contacting him, you have him hope in his obsessed mind that if he can get you to talk to him by being persistent, he can get you to fall in love with him. That's just the way he thinks, so ignoring him would be the key, possibly even calling the police or getting a restraining order if it gets too bad.
allplayedout 20
You can't ever talk to someone who stalks you. If you ever respond, they just think it means that it takes 50 calls to get you to pick up and that they'll be rewarded for persistence. Never address your stalker under any circumstances. Let all contact come via the police or your attorney.
SaraSchroeder 4
Lol that really sucks
sarahbevan20 11
You do realize you can block people on snapchat... And if you log onto your carrier account on the computer, you can block phone numbers on there... And if he shows up at your house, you still have that phone to dial 911!
sabrinalynn22 19
It might be time to buy some pepper spray.
SpazzingKpopper 8
Tell him you have a penis. That ought to scare him away.
kms494 4
Yikes!
worldclassrager 41
Get a new cell number...snap chat create a new one...and after that it should stop if not get a restraining order...
plagiarismo 16
As sad as it sounds, in some places, calling the police is about as useful as having lunch with the guy.. Maybe that's a bad example but I'll explain. A friend of mine had this crazy, violent, stalker ex boyfriend who she promptly got a restraining order against. He violated said restraining order countless times and all the cops ever did was take him away and give him a stern talkin' to. They never kept him locked up overnight, even after repeated offenses. A cop even said to my friend "All we can really do is talk to him." When the guy is crazy, that simply isn't enough. Not that you SHOULDN'T call the police. By all means report it. Just buy a taser in the meantime.