Today, I had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. Even though they know I don't have any money, let alone shoes on my feet, my parents have decided it's far too much trouble to come pick me up because we're on vacation and they want to have fun. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML
Today, my parents told me that I'm going on our upcoming family vacation and that's final. I broke both my legs in an accident and have to use a wheelchair. I"m in constant pain and don't want to go anywhere. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML
Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML
Today, after working two jobs and saving constantly this year all for a month-long solo vacation traveling to 7 countries, I arrived in first one. Within three hours I fell and broke my foot, forcing me to come home in fear of needing surgery. FML
Today, I drove 10 hours on a broken foot to get away, because my drunk dad decided to shove me to the ground multiple times, and now I have to get fusion surgery on my foot. I also found out he’s trying to get me arrested for burglary. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my boyfriend because he decided to run over my foot with his new fancy bike. I think my foot's broken. We can't afford the bike, much less the ER bill with it. FML
Today, it's my third day in the hospital. On Monday, my mother grounded me for not going to school because I was “milking” a sore foot. On Wednesday, we finally went to the ER and it turns out I have a very bad infection in my foot. She refuses to come to the hospital. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22
What the actual **** is wrong with them
bcalle 8
Have your own party/vacation in the hospital with other patients and when they finally come to get you tell them they aren't invited. Also, wear the hospital bill as a party hat.
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Comments (61)
GermanRanger 7
U dont have shoes on ur feet yet u can afford a device that goes on FML and maybe even pay for wifi??? Dumbass
Witchylady 18
Some parents don't deserve to have children. I hope you got the medical attention that you need. And hopefully you get a new family too
LegionRapier61 8
probably too late to help, but some taxi drivers will take a good handjob as payment... well that or butt stuff. their choice really, but I would suggest the handy-j.
0k3up 9
too*
nightfall8705 33
"I'm done. Done! And you know why? Because you are an ass family. If someone asked me who lived in this house, I'd say "the Asses!" and I'd be right!" If any of you gets the reference, good job, you get an invisible cookie.
mrslegume 8
This would mean you wouldn't exist, so you probably won't like this idea. But people like that shouldn't have children.
Fut_Busted 2
Just because you can have kids doesn't mean you should.
wuellmar 18
I agree. Just like any one born in the US can be President of the US, but not every one should be President.
booze_n_bitches 37
It makes me think your visit could have been alcohol-induced (alone, middle of night, no shoes)? Just a theory, and if true then I'd be pissed off if I were your parents too!
I_Bite 22
What did you have wrong with you to end up in the ER in the middle of the night with no parents (anyone), shoes or money?
fantasyworld 39
Why did you have to go to the hospital? That's shitty parenting.