Kids: Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail...

By Demetria - 20/08/2012 22:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML

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By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use "stranger danger". Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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By ahhahaha - 12/08/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year-old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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By Kris - 24/09/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML

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By D - 04/12/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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By BrokebyKids - 06/09/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML

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By idiotson - 11/06/2014 00:39 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2019 16:00

Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML

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Misunderstanding

By almostmugged - 17/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said, "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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drunkonduty247 1

Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:37

Why bail them out?

Dblocker 18

Tuesday 21 August 2012 2:37

I guess the kids never thought that trucks can go faster than them huh?

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RedOneKen 1

Tuesday 21 August 2012 5:20

BANGARANG!

dead247 13

Tuesday 21 August 2012 5:23

This reminded me of my town with a 15 y/o robbing the ice cream lady at gun point.

dabob 2

Tuesday 21 August 2012 5:33

haha bangarang by skrillex

nynylynn 10

Tuesday 21 August 2012 5:41

Bangarang!!

zombie_kiss 4

Tuesday 21 August 2012 5:48

Shouts to all my lost boys!

CityFire 9

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:03

Don't bail them out it's like letting them off the hook

tinyj96 3

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:07

My first thought: "BANGARANG!" Everyone else's: "this sounds like BANGARANG!" I never win

Luvs2Sing 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:14

Lol

Luvs2Sing 5

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:14

Lol

Makye15 1

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:14

Did they atleast get any ice cream?

Keep_It_Hot99 8

Wednesday 22 August 2012 1:29

Yes, that bitch did get sprinkles.

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