Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Standards
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
A tad insecure
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Suspicious messaging
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
Top comments
marmlr339 14
She probably thought it'd turn you on!
Lennsik 4
OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.
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Comments (191)
DFlit1 0
ok dumbass that's is the easiest defeat to an amazing threesome I can't believe u didn't take that wow!
6chavez9 1
free handouts get to see it without asking I say your a lucky guy
kl_beans 0
reminds me of friends Ross & carol
LibraLove 0
Yea, it's cheating! BUT GIRLS WHO KISS GIRLS ROCK!!'
jared280zx 0
threesome?
sourcherri23xx 0
I did that once, but I got "permissions" from both sides first
Daerauko 0
lol I'm guessing, you don't have a girlfriend, do you? I'd suggest try getting one and then see what you think about letting her **** other people.
HCoHev 0
Sounds like Brittany and Santana from Glee :L
Hard_Luck_Aussie 4
something's wrong with you OP, girl + girl = awesome, then awesome + you = the best thing in the universe aka 3sum with 2 girls
dropthesun 0
I hear a 3 some dude ur lucky