Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, I got to explain reusable period underwear to my mom, who once had to wear sanitary belts. She was horrified by the idea of underwear specifically designed to be bled into, as opposed to all the accidental bleeding into underwear not designed for it that happens every time I try to sleep on my period. FML
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beccaishereyay 11
What the **** are you talking about?
polarflares 2
You're clearly not as educated as you think you are because it's definitely not just a tablespoon per cycle. It probably varies from person to person, but can definitely be more than a tablespoon. Not to be gross, but there are times when I sit on the toilet and can literally feel it just drain out, and it's a hell of a lot more than a tablespoon. Make sure you're properly educated on the topic before you give out incorrect information.
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Comments (147)
JoLove37 8
Women have superpowers. We can bleed for upwards of a week without dying. :)
MeesterMatt 3
Lol i never thought about it but just kinda assumed it would work because its blood is it not
MooseKnuckle503 11
Why can't you?
captainburke 5
That's a good idea but totally gross I guess a lot of men aren't thinking about the rotted flesh that's in period blood
holagranola 15
Well that had to be awkward!
hannahchik13 6
Now explain that to me because I dint know why... I'm stupid... Ima girl.... Ima freshman... I had my period before... *dumb ass alert*
cdncw 20
OP, sorry that your BF is a complete moron. But, at least you know you're with someone caring and compassionate...
kittykat1501 31
W!O!W!!!
J15237 25
That is a bit funny. Your man is stupid, but hey he is your man. Take pride in that.