Kids: Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters... - FML

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By tinytiny1124 - 14/04/2014 16:57 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML

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kAPISH 29

Monday 14 April 2014 22:18

Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o

SmokinGuns 13

Monday 14 April 2014 22:21

Get a dog.

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alicat13 12

Tuesday 15 April 2014 5:24

psycological child abuse! And you think it is funny!

RosaEP517 13

Tuesday 15 April 2014 5:34

Being a mother of a 3 year old I have to say that is horrible! I love snuggles too and he is getting to where he doesn't do it so often. I would NEVER scare him into it. Thats just mean.

brand125 17

Tuesday 15 April 2014 5:43

You're terrble!

wysteria14 17

Tuesday 15 April 2014 6:53

If you're the type of person who would purposely make a child scared of their own home I can see why he wouldn't want to cuddle with you.

justmeCee 16

Tuesday 15 April 2014 7:35

What the hell is wrong with you OP?

daryllim95 18

Tuesday 15 April 2014 7:44

That's just evil man...

idknicholle 14

Tuesday 15 April 2014 8:13

Annnnnnnnd the parent of the year award goes to...... smh! you're pathetic, OP.

Axel5238 29

Tuesday 15 April 2014 8:39

Some parents/people are overly affectionate. I never cared for it mine were and it bugged me even when I pushed them off and was clearly uncomfortable with it. They don't get it, it's natural you want your kid to be loving act, but careful it doesn't get to a point where the child in uncomfortable with it.

harmtouch16 11

Tuesday 15 April 2014 9:13

That sounds like a great idea! I will use that with my precious children. In fact I'm so grateful that I want to send a thank you card. What's your name and address? For... for the thank you card. Definitely not to call child protective services. For the thank you card...yeah...

fader48080 10

Tuesday 15 April 2014 9:23

Well at least you weren't lying, there was one monster in the house.

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